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Now that the aforementioned roadworks have gone from the M80, it is possible for drivers to enjoy the full effect of the Cumbernauld Mermaid.  The 33ft high mermaid, named Arria and designed by artist Andy Scott, overlooks the A80 northbound to the north of Auchenkilns junction in Cumbernauld.  The £250,000 publicly funded work is the latest in a long line of monolithic sculptures springing up around the country in the name of public art.

Her form, similar to a giant metal mermaid, features two huge swooping arcs inspired by the Gaelic name for Cumbernauld, “comar nan allt”, which means “coming together of waters.”  and it is hoped the work will help Cumbernauld start ridding itself of its dismal image that has seen it win the Carbuncle Award for poor architecture.

The poem “Watershed” penned by award-winning Scottish poet Jim Carruth is displayed at the foot of the sculpture, which sports a retro hairstyle meant to evoke the optimistic early days of the 1960s-built new town.

People generally don’t have anything particularly nice to say about Cumbernauld, but lets not forget some of its plus points:

  • It was the setting for the film Gregory’s Girl.
  • It is within easy commuting distance of Glasgow but is just seven miles from the picturesque Campsie Fells.
  • House prices are lower than in much of the Central Belt.
  • The £40million Antonine Shopping Centre opened in 2007.
  • It is a business hub boasting the world headquarters of AG Barr and Yaskawa Electronics and the UK base of OKI.
  • It has its own airport.

Hmmm … maybe it needs a little more than a mermaid statue.  If you were to ask local residents I’m pretty sure they’d say that Cumbernauld needs burning down and rebuilding, especially the town centre. It needs new shops, new restaurants and new bars … something to liven the place up at night.   Lets hope this is just the start of good things to come for the area.

Where have all the cones gone?

For the first time, ever, I was able to drive along the M80 from Glasgow to Falkirk this morning without a single traffic cone in sight on either carriageway.  Now some people reading this will say “so what?” but for those of us who have used this route regularly over the past 10 years or so, you will understand what a momentous occasion this is!

For as long as I can remember there have been speed limits and hold-ups on this road and the delays and frustrations for anyone travelling north to places such as Perth, Dundee, Inverness and Aberdeen are well documented.  What an absolute pleasure it is to be able to drive at 70mph at last!  For all my friends who live in Cumbernauld I am sure you will have been dancing in the street and celebrating being released from the prison of roadworks that have been endured for so long.

In fact, it is almost as exciting as the recent opening of the M74 extension … almost, but not quite!

The origin of the modern traffic cone is a mystery but further research has been carried out on the subject and for those interested information on its evolution can be found at www.trafficcone.com, the home of the Traffic Cone Preservation Society.