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Life in the fast lane!

In the People’s Republic of China, during most of the Communist era, private ownership of property was abolished, making it easy for residents to be moved on – but now the laws have been tightened up and it is illegal to demolish property by force without an agreement.

This has led to an elderly couple refusing to move as a road is built round their apartment.  Luo Baogen and his wife insist on living in the half-demolished building in the city of Wenling, in Zhejiang province, China because they believe that the relocation compensation offered by the government is not enough.  Now the only building left standing, the five storey block is a strange sight as cars drive around it while the couple remain living inside.  To ensure the couple’s safety, adjacent rooms in the building have been left intact but all their neighbours have moved out, according to local media.

The road paved through the Xiazhangyang village leads to the Wenling railway station and is yet to be officially opened.  What’s the betting that there will soon be a service station and McDonald’s occupying the ground floor?

Return to Sender

And so to today’s most loony story!

Hu Seng, from Chongqing City, southern China, decided to surprise his partner by posting her an unusual present – himself.  In doing so he almost died when the courier company mixed up the address and instead of 30 minutes in the sealed box, Mr Seng was trapped inside for nearly three hours.  The box had very little air inside and was too thick for Mr Seng to make a hole in it.  By the time the package had arrived at his girlfriend’s office – where a friend was waiting to record her surprise on camera – Mr Seng had passed out and had to be revived by paramedics.

‘I didn’t realise it would take so long,’ admitted Mr Seng.  ‘I tried to make a hole in the cardboard but it was too thick and I didn’t want to spoil the surprise by shouting.’

A spokesman for the courier firm said: ‘If he’d told us what he was doing at the start we would not have taken the parcel.  Even when we accept animals they have to go in special containers so they can breathe.’

Next time I suggest he arranges for some flowers and champagne to be delivered instead – far less risky!!!

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