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Don’t drink and drive

With just 7 sleeps to go before Santa makes his annual visit, it is probably a good time to give him a gentle reminder to take milk instead of sherry at all the millions of homes he’s getting ready to visit.  It wouldn’t do to be caught drunk in charge of a sleigh now would it?!?

christmas collage

PS.  If you ate Rudolph’s carrot instead of all those mince pies you’d shift some of that weight off your belly too!!!

I think you need a haircut!

This has got to be my “Picture of the Day”!

It’s a dilemma facing everyone who knows they’re going to meet royalty but I don’t know what he was thinking when this sniper serving with the Household  Cavalry Regiment opted for his work outfit … leaving the Queen looking more  than a little perplexed!

Looking like more like Chewbacca from Star Wars than a regular soldier, the crack marksman wore a ‘ghillie suit’, a type of  camouflage clothing designed to resemble heavy foliage, leaves and twigs to  remain concealed from the enemy. The suit even moves in gusts of  wind!

If that wasn’t bad enough though, she doesn’t seem to have noticed that the chap behind her seems to be carrying rather a lot of excess weight in his nether regions!!!

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