A unique opportunity has unexpectedly arisen with our client in Rome. The ideal candidate will be of previous good character with excellent communication skills. Fluency in several languages is also desirable, while the successful candidate will also enjoy occasional overseas travel and the adulation of millions wherever they go.
Whilst no specific qualifications have been requested, it would help if you hold strong views on subjects such as euthanasia, abortion and the use of artificial birth control.
You should be available to start this new role with effect from 1st March 2013 and must look good in long, flowing white robes and a skullcap. On occasions you may also be required to wear a bullet proof vest!
Applications are being taken by the incumbent via their official Twitter page @Pontifex.
Posted on February 11, 2013, in @Pontifex, Religion and tagged @Pontifex, abortion, adulation, birth control, bullet proof vest, Catholic, church, euthanasia, millions, Pope, Rome, skullcap, Twitter, white robes. Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.