Daily Archives: February 10, 2012
As I am currently undertaking lots of competency based interviews on graduate recruitment campaigns, I knew it was only going to be a matter of time before a gift like this fell into my lap for the blog – and it’s a cracker!!!
Posters have gone up around Swansea University campus instructing students on how to use the toilet properly. They say it has produced them to help address cultural differences. The posters include images showing students what they should and should not do. Some students have called them ridiculous but others say they are a good idea to help keep the toilets clean and hygienic.
A university spokeswoman said: “Swansea University is a multi-cultural campus community and the informational posters were produced, for use in both male and female facilities, to help address cultural differences that were unfortunately causing damage and hygiene issues.
Oh well, guess it gives a new meaning to the phrase “shit happens!”
A one-liner by comedian Tim Vine has been named the funniest joke of the year at the Loaded Laftas comedy awards. Vine’s joke, “Conjunctivitis.com – that’s a site for sore eyes”, beat competition from Jimmy Carr, Sarah Millican and Paul Daniels.
Tim the brother of Radio 2 presenter Jeremy, can now stake a claim to being the king of the one-liners. In 2010, he won the award for the funniest joke at the Edinburgh Fringe with the line: “I’ve just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I’ll tell you what, never again.” And last year, his joke, “Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels”, was named second funniest at the Fringe.
Jimmy Carr: “I know a couple who get on like a house on fire. They both feel trapped and are slowly suffocating to death.”
Sarah Millican: “My mother told me, you don’t have to put anything in your mouth you don’t want to. Then she made me eat broccoli, which felt like double standards.”
Matt Kirshen: “I was playing chess with my friend and he said, ‘Let’s make this interesting’. So we stopped playing chess.”
Paul Daniels: “I said to a fella ‘Is there a B&Q in Henley?’ He said ‘No, there’s an H, an E, an N an L and a Y’.”
Laugh? I nearly fell of my chair while splitting my sides … not!!!
My personal favourite joke of the moment however, is the one that asks “How much of his finger did Paul Daniels recently cut off in an accident? Answers on a postcard please!!!